“Just Read”, in the Melody of Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance”

A good one, classic

Tolstoy, oh-oh, eh

I've read a little bit too much, much

All of the pages start to rush, start to rush by

How does he twist the phrase? Can't find the words, oh man

Where is the time? I lost my place, place

What's going on in the scene?

I love this narrative baby but I can't see straight anymore

Keep it cool, what's the name of this book?

I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just read, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read

read, read, just, j-j-just read

Wish I could put this story down, oh oh oh-oh

How'd I turn my pants inside out? Inside outright

Control your feelings babe, stories have twists they say

And we're all getting knowledge tonight, oh oh oh-oh

What's going on in the scene?

I love this narrative baby but I can't see straight anymore

Keep it cool, what's the name of this book?

I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just read, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read

read, read, just, j-j-just read

When I come through in the bookstore checkin' out that catalog

Can't believe my eyes, so many authors without a flaw

And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it in the mall

I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and read and do it until tomorr' yeah

Steinbeck, I can see that you got so much energy

The way you're twirlin' up them words 'round and 'round

And now there's no reason at all why you can't inspire me to read

In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down

and read, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read

read, read, just, j-j-just read

Woo! Let's go!

Half mnemonic, sick, hypnotic

Got my Kindle, it's symphonic

Half mnemonic, sick, hypnotic

Got my Kindle, electronic

Half mnemonic, sick, hypnotic

Got my Kindle, it's symphonic

Half mnemonic, sick, hypnotic

Got my Kindle electronic

Go! Use your brain now, carve it out, work it, hustle

I got it, just stay close enough to get it

Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it

Spend the lasto (I got it)

In your pocko (I got it)

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, turn those pages babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just read, gonna be okay, r-r-r-read

read, read, just, j-j-just read

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Going through trying to find an old story I wrote and I found this instead. I completely forgot about it lol.

Once upon a time, I was in a writing class. In one review, someone wrote a limerick. We agreed that I would make a return shot. This was the result. hahahaha. Truthfully, making parody songs isn't that hard, though reading this makes me giggle a bit.

What was I thinking?